That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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