I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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