just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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