Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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