Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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