How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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