Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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