That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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