So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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