"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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