i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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