One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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