who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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