Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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