Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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