I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Holy sore nipples Batman
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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