If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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