everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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