How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
