I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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