So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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