This is not my ceiling
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
vagina is talking i cant
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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