Whod you bang
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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