if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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