I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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