I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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