So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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