i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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