Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
