Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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