everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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