Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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