how can u be prego again
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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