if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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