okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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