my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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