his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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