she was so not down for the gang bang
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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