i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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