their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I love you.
Bad choice
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
