Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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