How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Houston, we have a squirter
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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