She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Couch. On fire.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
