You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think a kid would responsible me up
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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