dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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