He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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