The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
How does one acquire holy water?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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