If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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