my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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