to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
ttyl tear gas
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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