This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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