I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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